Its time somebody said something about the Fretless Guitar.
In fact its time to gather all the quotations by the famous and
soon to be famous and post them here. Starting with the classic...
There's no such thing as a fretless guitar. You're bloody making it up. Get out. Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap, 1984.
I do have a fretless guitar, and I'm pretty good on that. Frank Zappa, 1973
The Slide is on the other Side. Ned Evett, 2005 (when asked if he ever used a bottleneck)
Playing FretLess Guitar is like having sex without a condom. It is more Dangerous & just Feels better. Michael ATONAL Vick, 2004
Fret not thyself Proverbs 24:19 (Biblical)
Oh that Instrument has Frets????? I think we can get those out. MV, 2004
Fretless guitar is like abstract painting, but with music. Billy Dugger IV, October 2004
Now is a good time to pull out the old frets (detwelvulation). Buzz Kimball, 2003
Surf's up dude. Fret Ye Not! Simon Bradley, Surfretter review, Guitarist, May 1998
Don't let me find an Instrument with Frets on it in this House............. AC, 2004
The Fretless Guitar allows players to access MicroTones like never
before, and this idea opens the Musical World to various new colors
and tones never heard from the fretted guitar; which is the most played
instrument in the World today. Michael L. Vick, 2005
Referring to the cumbus (Turkish 12 string fretless banjo): You only play it
if you're a chainsmoking alcoholic loser from a despised ethnic minority
with a long string of petty criminal convictions. Jack Campin, 2005
You play the blues guitar with your soul, and the fretless guitar with your spirit. Jahloon, 2005
The future of the guitar is missing something - frets. MAV, 2005
Guitar without frets is like girl without a beard. Majkan - Croatia, 2007
In a never ending quest for unique guitar sounds and unique music,
one must consider a change in the most basic aspect of the instrument; the frets. WolfV11 - New York, USA, 2008
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